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Monty gets a prophet
The best thing ever has happened to Monty Panesar. No it’s not getting laid. No it’s not finding Godzilla 1985 on dvd. No it’s not getting to be Salma Hayek’s jeans for a day. The great one, Mushie, is...
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Monty does not have an adaptive mind
They aren’t my words. I would have said he was a dumb fuck. But both sentiments are true. Monty just cannot think. He can spin the ball alot. He can hit an ants dick at 22 yards. And he goes all day...
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He’s no Monty
Sorry for the title. It’s unfair to compare opposition players to each other. Sulieman Benn 44.2 overs 13 maidens 77 runs 4 wickets 1.73 per over Monty Panesar 22 overs 6 maidens 72 runs 0 wickets...
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Monty, batteries not included
“He is essentially a bowling machine. He has had success by operating mechanically.” Vic Marks Marks is talking about Monty. And he isn’t the first to talk about Monty in these terms, but the operating...
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Monty gets dropped after shocking performance in last test
After a drawn test match, the bowers are always looked at harshly. Why couldn’t they get a wicket? Does their performance justify their selection in the next test? Were they the reason for the draw?...
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Windies drop pretences
And Sulieman Benn. But its hard to say he has been dropped, the fairer call would be that he has beenrested to ensure a draw. While you understand why the Windies would go for a draw, it is slightly...
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Adil & Montybot, better than Nathan, but no Swannie
I desperately want Adil Rashid to be good, and he can bowl, but yesterday was not one of his good days. The Australians scored off him so easily at times I thought I was watching an Australian spinner....
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Nathan; a sword, a mop
The English commentators were excited every time the ball spun on day one. All three balls that did elicited yelps of orgasmic delight. At other times they were happy enough to just say the ball was...
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In 69 balls you can get 69 wickets
It’s true. I did the maths. Ofcourse there are only ever 40 wickets to get in a match, so the extra 29 balls should be superfluous. Monty and Jimmy did well though. It is along time to bat when you...
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Monty’s cricket madness
I just bought this DVD for 2 quid. I don’t mind paying extra for quality. There is a chance that I will never watch it, I often by novelty shit that makes me laugh without ever using them. I once...
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